TYLER OH TYLER DON'T RUN AWAY. 

TYLER OH TYLER DON'T RUN AWAY.

LAST NIGHT MY CELL PHONE RINGS, AND IT IS TYLER.
HE IS ASKING ME TO GO PICK HIM UP SO HE CAN COME LIVE WITH ME, BECAUSE
HIS MOMMY AND DADDY ARE MEAN TO HIM.
SO I PROCEEDED TO QUESTION HIM ABOUT HOW ARE THEY MEAN?
WELL THEY WANT ME TO EAT SPAGHETTI, AND I WANT PIZZA.
MOMMY DID NOT BUY PIZZA, AND I WANT PIZZA. COME GET ME
GRANDMA, PLEASE.
SO I PROCEEDED TO SPEND WHAT SEEMED LIKE 30 MINUTES
TALKING TO HIM ABOUT HOW MOMS AND DADS KNOW BEST, HOW
HE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO HIS MOMMY AND EAT HIS SPAGHETTI.
HE SAID HE WOULD COME LIVE WITH US, AND MOMMY WOULD NOT
LET HIM BRING HIS TOYS, BUT I COULD BUY HIM TOYS AND CLOTHES.
I TOLD HIM I HAD TO WORK AND KURT ALSO, HE SAID, HE WOULD GO TO
WORK WITH US. I SAID YOU CANT GO WITH ME. WELL I WILL GO WITH KURT.
(SINCE HE HAS VISITED KURTS WORK)...
oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
MOMMY AND I TALKED AND I TOLD HER HOW DIFFICULT THIS WAS FOR
A GRANDMA WHO WAS USED TO GIVING IN.! HAHHAHHA
WELL I DID NOT, AND WE FINALLY CONVINCED HIM TO STAY WITH MOMMY
AND DADDY, HE ATE HIS SPAGHETTI, AND HAD HIS SNACK AND ALL ENDED WELL.

KIDS ARE JUST TOO SMART NOWADAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!